The Gardner Almanac for July

 

Hot July brings cooling showers
Apricots and gillyflowers

In the Gaelic tradition, July is called the yellow month. The full moon on July 10th is called the Hay Moon.
For most of us in North America, the hot and humid Dog Days extend from July 3rd all the way to August 11th. They were named for the dawn rising of Sirius, the Dog Star, the brightest star in our heavens, after our sun. Sirius stems from the Greek “seirios,” which means “scorching.” The ancient Romans and Greeks believed that it was the combined heat of Sirius and the sun that produced the sweltering weather causing times of drought, violence and bad luck. In these days of climate change, it’s prime season for wildfire, which has burned thousands of acres of forest in the last decade.

Carving of the ancient Egyptian warrior goddess Sekhmet. This carving is on the wall of the Temple of Kom Ombo, which dates from the Ptolemaic period of Ancient Egypt.

Sekhmet, the lion-headed goddess of ancient Egypt, roamed the earth during the hot days of July. Her breath was the hot desert wind, bringing plague. One story tells about the time Sekhmet was sent to earth by her father, Ra, the sun god, to destroy the mortals who had not offered him sufficient sacrifice. Once the slaughter started, Sekhmet was filled with bloodlust and killed men, women and children, nearly annihilating the population. She was so fierce and bloodthirsty that the gods were afraid she would kill all of humanity.

Her father joined the other gods and poured out a lake of beer and dyed it with red ochre. Mistaking it for blood, Sekhmet drank and drank until she was far too drunk to continue killing. She returned quietly to Ra and the rest of humanity was saved.

As we move to a different pantheon, July 15th is the feast day of St. Swithin’s. According to British weather lore, if it rains on the 15th, we’ll enjoy forty days of wet weather.

St. Swithin’s Day, if thou dost rain
Full forty days it will remain.
St. Swithin’s Day, if thou be fair
For forty days, twill rain no mair.

St. Swithin was a 9th Century champion of the poor and a beloved bishop of Winchester. On his deathbed, he requested that his body be buried in the common churchyard beneath the feet of the passers-by and rain from the eaves. His grave was the site for so many miracles that the monks of Winchester exhumed his remains and buried them in a crypt within the cathedral. The saint was unhappy at the change of resting place. He wept for forty days and forty nights. The sodden monks returned St. Swithin to his former grave.

July 20th celebrates one of my favorites, the 14th Century St. Wilgefortis, or St. Uncumber as she is known by her followers. Her father promised her in marriage to the king of Sicily, and no amount of pleading would change his mind. The night before the wedding, Wilgefortis prayed to grow so ugly that the king would reject her. The next morning, she had grown a luxuriant mustache and beard. Her father was so furious he crucified her on the spot.

Wilgefortis promised her mourners that anyone who prayed to her would be free of the encumbrance of men. On July 20th, a woman unhappy in marriage can bring oats to her shrine to feed the horse that will carry her husband away.

In the literary firmament, we have William Strunk Jr., born on July 1, and author of the famous Elements of Style:
Place a comma before a conjunction introducing an independent clause…
The situation is perilous, but there is still one chance of escape.

Franz Kafka, whose novels and stories blended realism with a disturbing dreamscape. He’s best known for The Metamorphosis. He was born on July 3rd and died at age 40 from tuberculosis.
Nathaniel Hawthorne was born on Independence Day, most known by school children for The Scarlett Letter.
Robert Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land, was born on July 7th.
Both born on July 10th, Alice Munro won the Nobel Prize for Literature, Marcel Proust did not.
Born on July 11th, EB White is best known for Charlotte’s Web, and Jhumpa Lahiri for Interpreter of Maladies.
The brilliant poet, Pablo Neruda shares his July 12th birthday with Henry David Thoreau, whose retreat from the world at Walden Pond was a half-mile from the road to town. His mother often brought him food.
Iconoclast Hunter S Thompson was born on July 18th.
Ernest Hemingway was born on July 21st. His minimalist style changed the way we write prose.
But then there’s the florid, hilarious prose of Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume, who was born on July 22nd and died this year at the ripe age of 92.
My hero, Raymond Chandler, was born on July 23rd. This is from his novel, Red Wind:
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands’ necks. Anything can happen.

We close on July 30th, the birthday of Emily Bronte, author of the haunting novel Wuthering Heights.

STRAWBERRY MOON —JUNE

A noise like of a hidden brook
In the leafy month of June,
That to the sleeping woods all night
Singeth a quiet tune
—Coleridge

Welcome June!

June is the most beautiful month of the year in Portland. All the trees are leafed out, the dogwoods are still in bloom, as are the peonies, lilies, roses, black-eyed Susans, daisies, fuchsias, foxglove, and lavender. The night-blooming jasmine perfumes the air. Truly, the list of flowers is endless, and everything is new and bright and saturated with color.

June was named for the Roman goddess Juno. Juno was the patron of marriage, hearth and home, which is where the custom of June weddings originated. The full moon is called the Strawberry Moon, to honor the first fruit of the season.

The summer Solstice falls on June 21st. It’s the longest day of the year and officially the beginning of summer. During a typical Portland winter, we can go for weeks without seeing the sun. Now that it’s June, the skies are violet-blue and the daylight lasts for nearly 17 hours.

My birthday falls in June. I do love birthdays. I adore birthday cake and birthday wishes. I love getting new books from friends and family on my birthday. Getting a nice stack in June can last me nearly until December’s Christmas books.

The Alien Mind

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Other Minds: The Octopus, the Sea, and the Deep Origins of Consciousness 
by Peter Godfrey-Smith 
Peter Godfrey Smith writes that studying the octopus is probably the closest any of us will get to studying the alien mind. He poses questions: what makes a life sentient, why do cephalopods (octopus, cuttlefish and squid) exhibit a wild range of colors and patterns—are the patterns thought, mood or communication? I finished the book not really certain of any answers regarding these fascinating animals, but content to live with the questions.

ALL IN publication date May 15

ALL IN is the third noir mystery published by Diversion Books featuring the flinty ex-cop poker playing detective, Lennox Cooper. Lennox stands alone in championing Tomek Jagoda, darling son of a Portland crime family, accused of murdering his high-living girlfriend.

The cops have proof that will send Tomek to prison for life. Prosecuting the case is a Viking goddess of a woman, as smart as she is stunning. Next to her, Lennox feels like a garden gnome. Everyone’s hot for the prosecutor including Lennox’s boss and Tomek’s defense attorney who’s willing to throw Tomek under the bus in a plea deal that carries a ten-year sentence.

Big as a tool shed and twice as dumb—what is it about Tomek that convinces Lennox of his innocence? As Lennox unwinds all the lies surrounding the case, she sees deeper into Tomek’s humanity and into her own as well. She realizes that she’s in love with the defense attorney who’s in lust with the prosecutor. Lennox bets her job, her love and her own safety to find the killer. She’s all in.

How To Write A Mystery In Eight Easy Steps

Start with a What If
My inspiration in Betting Blind was a story on the radio about a therapist who fell in love with a robot on a computer dating site. Their “affair” lasted for months before he realized that the woman he’d fallen in love with was a computer program from Chechnya. Was there a story in the news that corralled your interest? A man in his nineties who won’t let go of his control on a vast business? A cop whose wife files a restraining order on him that threatens to derail his career?
 
Location
I’ve always been a fan of noir movies, both old and neo-noir. And I love reading Nordic noir. Lucky for me I live in Portland, Oregon. It’s not so much that it rains all the time, but we can go for over 30 days without ever seeing the sun. The darkness creates a subtle oppression that my characters move through or fall into depression or substance abuse.
 
Detective
Male or female? Policewoman, private eye or amateur sleuth? What is her back story? I deliberately made my detective, Lennox Cooper, very different from myself. If you’re a typical writer, you’ll play hell trying to make a detective out of your own personality. That is unless you’re the tough, reckless type who never backs down from conflict. If that’s your deal, chances are you’re probably not sitting at a desk writing books.
 
Where is that hole in your detective’s heart that drives her into danger to solve the murder? Is she bipolar like Carrie Mathison in Homeland? Or physically disabled like the one-legged Cormoran Strike in the Robert Galbraith mysteries? Whether your detective is a series character or a stand-alone character, she needs some skin in the game. In A Bitch Called Hope, Lennox needed to solve the murder proving her investigative chops to the police community and regaining her self-respect. In Betting Blind, Lennox’s friend and poker partner is disgraced and indicted for murder. Lennox needs to prove his innocence and save his shredded reputation.
 
Victim
My murder victim in Betting Blind is a woman who preys on computer dating sites. Naturally, she’s going to have enemies. But she also needs people who loved her, who care deeply that she’s been murdered. By writing about who loves the victim, the murder victim becomes human and not just a prop in a story.
 
The Murderer and Other Suspects
How did the murderer kill his victim and why? Assemble a cast of characters so that each suspect has a workable means, motive and enough word count to be a credible murderer. I have to admit that I changed my murderer in both Betting Blind and A Bitch Called Hope after I’d completed the manuscripts. It’s my devout hope that I’ll be able to successfully hide my intended murderer in All In, the third book in the series.
 
I try to orchestrate my characters so that each is distinct. And I work on making their motives as different as their personalities.
 
I have a great trick for building distinct characters. I free write from prompts. The prompts are slips of paper like in a fortune cookie without the cookie. The prompt can be a word, like “yellow” or a phrase like “dirty rotten bastard.” I pull a prompt from a jar and time the writing for ten minutes. How does pulling a prompt create characters, you ask? Say the prompt is “yellow.” Hobby Glover, a character from Betting Blind, wears yellow socks. When he sits down his pants leg rides up. Brown pants and yellow socks—it’s too ugly. The kids at the high school where he’s vice principal laugh at him. Glover’s form of anger management involves a virtual reality game. I’ll leave it there…
 
I keep free writing until the characters emerge in my imagination. By their very natures they suggest plot and sub-plot.
 
On to the Plotline
I have the murder and I’ve tasked my detective with solving it. What secrets does she uncover? Do the suspects know each other, do they blame each other? What is Lennox doing when she’s not solving the crime? Does she fall in love? Lose all her money playing poker? Eventually she confronts the murderer in the climax. And solves the murder. Justice is served. Ta da!
 
Sorry. Unless you’re a totally different writer from me, you’re not going to make it through a plotline with one strategy.
 
This is what I did: I began writing Betting Blind by telling myself the story in quite a bit of detail: Location, snatches of dialogue, whatever came to mind. Each scene became a chapter. That worked great for the first 15 chapters, but then I grew slower and slower until I felt like I was marching knee deep in mud. The upside was by this time the story was real for me, and most of the characters had come to life.
 
Build a Bridge
Bridges are constructed by building from both ends. I used that to finish the outline. I knew several events that happened in the last quarter of the book, so I wrote each event on an index card in a couple of sentences per card. Then I gave the first 15 chapters each an index card. I lined them out on my dining room table and what needed to happen materialized. It also showed me where certain characters needed more play in the story and suggested plot twists that I wouldn’t have been able to conjure if I would’ve outlined from beginning to end.
 
This whole process is fluid. There are over a dozen versions of my outline for Betting Blind, but plotting the book saved me a ton of work. If you don’t like throwing away whole chapters of your mystery, or ending up with a story with no narrative tension, then begin with a plot outline.
 
Rewrite
This is the easiest part for me. Which is a good thing because there’s a whole lot of it. I belong to two critique groups, one that meets weekly and one monthly. Then there’s a critique class with my teacher, Jim Frey, twice a year. When I’ve done all I can, the manuscript goes to Liz Kracht, my agent, eventually ending up with Randall Kline from Diversion Books for his edit.
 
There. Wasn’t that easy?
 
 

Betting Blind For Free!

A beautiful blonde con-woman has been blackmailing her parole officer, Fulin Chen. Just when Fulin is ready to come clean, she disappears. Bad news for Fulin because once she’s arrested for breaking parole she’ll show the photos she has on him and end his career. Fulin turns to his longtime friend and poker buddy, Lennox Cooper, PI.

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Cheers!
​Lily

Jennywren Walker

Who doesn’t like a story read to them? It’s such a great way to spend the time on a commute or going to sleep at night. I feel like a little kid again when our teacher used to read to us if we were good. Now that I’m older, I don’t have to be good,  I have audible.com. I can’t tell you what a thrill it is to have Jennywren Walker read my latest mystery, Betting Blind, for audible.com. She really rocks it.
 
Jennywren is an actress, a singer in a rock band, The Awesomes, and a film director. You can read more about her on IMDb.
 
Thank you Jennywren!

How Do You Like Your Detectives Mister, Hard or Soft-Boiled?

There are more subgenres in murder mysteries than you can wave a gun at: police procedurals, historical, comic, puzzle, legal, medical, cat and Christmas. I’m sure there’s at least a dozen more. Then there’s the detective: police, amateur sleuth and private eye. But I would guess that there is more difference between fictional detectives than their real counterparts. Think Agatha Christie’s Poirot versus George Pelecanos’s Derek Strange. Mystery lovers label the differences between detectives as soft-boiled or hard-boiled. Why is that important? If you favor a beautiful countryside or a small village where everyone is pleasant to one another except—you know—the murderer, don’t read hard-boiled mysteries.
 
Hard-boiled mysteries typically take place in the city with a loner detective who is this side of broke. The hard-boiled detective will face getting assaulted, kidnapped or even murdered to achieve justice. Expect violence, gritty language and possibly graphic sex (some writers who are happy with gore pull the curtain when the romance gets too hot.) Even though morality is ambiguous in a hard-boiled story, justice will prevail.
 
Not necessarily so with noir mysteries. Noir dwells at the far end of hard-boiled. The purest noir stories are told from the criminal’s point of view. Fate plays an important role, and there’s never a happy ending.
 
Soft-boiled mysteries are strictly small town. The reader won’t get a glimpse of the murder victim. If there’s violence beyond the murder (and often there isn’t) it will happen off-page. Soft-boiled characters don’t swear or use slang. When the characters have sex it’s so off the page, it happens in a different part of the library.
 
Just as noir stories dwell at the far end of hard-boiled stories, the cozy dwells at the far end of soft-boiled. The great aunt of the cozy is Miss Marple, and just as she had her knitting, the modern cozy sleuth has her cats, her catering business, or her ability to feng shui her solution to the murder.
 
Noir to cozy detectives exist on a spectrum with stories falling between hard-boiled and soft-boiled. Aren’t you a little curious what I write? Hard-boiled. Definitely.